Episode 1 | Cancelled

Chef and the children learn that Earth is actually just a reality show for other planets. When they learn it is to be canceled, the boys travel to a distant planet to plead their case to the network executives.

Episode 2 | Krazy Kripples

Jimmy and Timmy land in the middle of a gang war; Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle stay out of the way when stem cell research divides the town.

Episode 3 | Toilet Paper

The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for detention. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life.

Episode 4 | I'm a Little Bit Country

The town is divided down the middle on the Iraq war issue. Therefore, Cartman tries to induce a flashback so that he can find out what the Founding Fathers would have to say about the war.

Episode 5 | Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Cartman makes a Jennifer Lopez hand doll and turns her into a music star, which draws the furious anger of the real Jennifer Lopez as well as the sexual advances of Ben Affleck.

Episode 6 | Lil' Crime Stoppers

After the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a meth lab.

Episode 7 | Red Man's Greed

South Park residents are forced out of their homes when an Indian casino takes their land.

Episode 8 | South Park Is Gay

Kyle, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave travel to New York City to bring an end to the latest "metrosexual" fad, and discover that it's actually part of a crab-people conspiracy to take over the planet.

Episode 9 | Christian Rock Hard

Cartman, Butters, and Token soar to the top of the Christian rock charts, but when the other boys kick Cartman out, he seeks a way to get them back.

Episode 10 | Grey Dawn

South Park takes all of the driver's licenses away from its senior citizens, and the AARP responds by launching an armed invasion of the town to defend their rights.

Episode 11 | Casa Bonita

When Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.

Episode 12 | All About Mormons

Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well.

Episode 13 | Butt Out

Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking.

Episode 14 | Raisins

Stan becomes inconsolable after Wendy breaks up with him, and Butters has a crush on a sexy waitress at a local restaurant.

Episode 15 | It's Christmas in Canada

The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own.