South Park

Episode 1 | The Ring

The boys discover that the Jonas Brothers' purity ring campaign is just part of Disney's plot to get away with marketing sex to pre-teen girls.

Episode 2 | The Coon

Cartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular.

Episode 3 | Margaritaville

In a parody of the final weeks of Christ's life, South Park goes into hysterics over the failing economy, but Kyle begins preaching that there is no reason for fear. Meanwhile, Stan unsuccessfully tries to return his dad's margari...

Episode 4 | Eat, Pray, Queef

The fart-loving males of South Park try to ban vaginal flatulence in Colorado after "Terrance & Phillip" is replaced by "The Queef Sisters."

Episode 5 | Fishsticks

Jimmy comes up with the perfect joke, but Cartman wants to take half the credit for it. However, Kanye West doesn't get the joke, and vows revenge on the person who came up with it.

Episode 6 | Pinewood Derby

Randy and Stan accidentally reach warp speed when Randy illegally soups up Stan's Pinewood Derby racer, which prompts a visit by an alien gangster and the space police trying to track him down.

Episode 7 | Fatbeard

Cartman leads a group of schoolmates to Somalia to become pirates.

Episode 8 | Dead Celebrities

When Ike is haunted by dead celebrities, Kyle and the boys hire professional ghost hunters to investigate the Broflovski house for paranormal activity.

Episode 9 | Butters' Bottom Bitch

Butters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far.

Episode 10 | W.T.F.

The boys form their own wrestling federation, but seem to be more concerned with theatrics and storylines than the actual sport.

Episode 11 | Whale Whores

Stan is upset about the Japanese killing whales and dolphins, so he takes command of the Sea Shepherd on the "Whale Wars" reality show and does something about it.

Episode 12 | The F Word

The boys try to get the meaning of the word "fag" changed from homosexual to motorcycle riders.

Episode 13 | Dances with Smurfs

Cartman takes over the morning school announcements and turns it into a personal soapbox against school president Wendy Testaburger.

Episode 14 | Pee

When the pee levels reach a critical stage at a local water park, chaos and disaster ensue. However, after the disaster, Cartman remains obsessed with the number of minorities who are "taking over" the park.