South Park

Episode 1 | The Return of Chef

After a long hiatus, Chef returns to South Park, but the boys notice that he isn't the same friend he used to be.

Episode 2 | Smug Alert!

Stan persuades everyone in town to buy hybrid cars, not realizing the new cars cause a different kind of dangerous emission.

Episode 3 | Cartoon Wars: Part 1

The town is in panic when Family Guy angers the Muslim world by attempting to air an image of Mohammed.

Episode 4 | Cartoon Wars: Part 2

Cartman finds an unlikely ally in his quest to cancel Family Guy; The people of South Park bury their heads in sand pits to avoid watching the episode.

Episode 5 | A Million Little Fibers

Towelie's autobiography, "A Million Little Fibers," becomes Oprah Winfrey's official Book of the Month selection and a bestseller... but for how long?

Episode 6 | ManBearPig

Al Gore gets the boys trapped in Cave of the Winds while trying to kill the purported "Manbearpig"; Cartman finds treasure that he attempts to steal.

Episode 7 | Tsst

Eric's mom turns to Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan as a last resort to turn him to a good little boy, but he may have also turned him into a repressed killer.

Episode 8 | Make Love, Not Warcraft

The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a high level player killing other players in World of Warcraft.

Episode 9 | Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Kyle sets out to prove that 9/11 wasn't a government conspiracy, and actually uncovers a government conspiracy to create a conspiracy.

Episode 10 | Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

Kyle discovers that his brother Ike is having a sexual relationship with his kindergarten teacher. The police are reluctant to help, so Kyle is forced to turn to the new school hall monitor for help: Eric "Dawg" Cartman.

Episode 11 | Hell on Earth 2006

Satan returns to Earth to throw a huge members-only Holloween party in Los Angeles, and the boys keep summoning the ghost of Biggie Smalls--which means that he's going to miss the party.

Episode 12 | Go God Go

Cartman tries to cryogenically freeze himself so he doesn't have to wait for the new Nintendo Wii; Ms. Garrison falls for the new Evolution teacher.

Episode 13 | Go God Go XII

Cartman is stuck in the future, in the middle of an international civil war between rival Atheist factions. And he STILL can't play Nintendo Wii.

Episode 14 | Stanley's Cup

When Stan loses his job as the paperboy, he decides to become the coach of the local Pee Wee Hockey team, just to make some money. Unfortunately, he gets way more than he bargained for.