Episode 1 | North by North Quahog

Peter and Lois try for a second honeymoon, but things go awry when he poses as Mel Gibson.

Episode 2 | Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

Chris gets seduced by his new homicidal English teacher; Brian becomes a substitute teacher to a class of thugs.

Episode 3 | Blind Ambition

Peter's desire to become famous for something causes him to go blind.

Episode 4 | Don't Make Me Over

After a makeover, Meg becomes an insufferable starlet.

Episode 5 | The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

Cleveland's wife Loretta has an affair with Quagmire.

Episode 6 | Petarded

After winning at the children's edition of trivial pursuit, Peter thinks he's a genius until testing proves that he's actually intellectually disabled.

Episode 7 | Brian the Bachelor

Brian takes part in "The Bachelorette"; Chris takes advice from his talking pimple.

Episode 8 | 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Peter resorts to selling Meg to Mort Goldman to pay off his pharmacy tab; Stewie falls in love with his babysitter.

Episode 9 | Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

Lois goes to jail after a shoplifting crime spree, but when the family breaks her out, they're forced to live in Asiantown.

Episode 10 | Model Misbehavior

Lois becomes a model, but goes overboard with the glamour life.

Episode 11 | Peter's Got Woods

Brian tries to rename James Woods High School, but Peter pulls out a surprise weapon in the form of the man himself.

Episode 12 | The Perfect Castaway

Peter and the guys get stranded on an island, and after being rescued months later, Peter realizes things aren't what they used to be.

Episode 13 | Jungle Love

To avoid Freshman hazing, Chris runs away to South America, when the family get him, Peter learns that he's the richest man in the tribe.

Episode 14 | PTV

After an incident at the Emmys, the FCC overreacts, so Peter decides to start his own cable network, until the FCC shut him down and start censoring his life.

Episode 15 | Brian Goes Back to College

Brian re-enrolls at Brown while Peter and the guys become the new A-Team.

Episode 16 | The Courtship of Stewie's Father

Peter tries to bond with Stewie in a number of different ways.

Episode 17 | Fat Guy Strangler

Lois discovers a long-lost brother, but her new relative has a deadly secret.

Episode 18 | The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz

Peter's father Francis visits and learns Stewie has not been baptized. He and Peter take Stewie without Lois' permission and have him baptized. Learning this, Lois impresses upon Peter that Stewie should have a choice so he starts...

Episode 19 | Brian Sings and Swings

Brian and Stewie go on tour singing classic tunes with Frank Sinatra, Jr.

Episode 20 | Patriot Games

After quarterback Tom Brady witnesses Peter pummeling several people in order to get to the bathroom, he recruits him to play for the New England Patriots.

Episode 21 | I Take Thee, Quagmire

Quagmire falls in love with and marries the maid that Peter won on a game show only to find out that she's a psycho and must figure out a way to get out of it.

Episode 22 | Sibling Rivalry

Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy and then refuses to have sex, causing Lois to gain weight; Stewie's half-brother Bertram declares an all-out war for control over the playground.

Episode 23 | Deep Throats

While Meg interns for Mayor West, Brian uncovers a scandal; Peter and Lois decide to reunite their old groovy band

Episode 24 | Peterotica

Peter writes an erotic novel, but a lawsuit leaves his investor, Carter, broke, forcing him to move in with the Griffins; Stewie trains for the Olympics.

Episode 25 | You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives

Brian's gay cousin Jasper comes to town to marry his fiancé, until Mayor West bans gay marriage to distract everyone from a financial scandal.

Episode 26 | Petergeist

Peter's attempt to open build a movie theater on the Indian burial ground in his backyard releases a poltergeist that sucks Stewie into the television set.

Episode 27 | Untitled Griffin Family History

When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic, where Peter tells them about their family history.

Episode 28 | Stewie B. Goode

A near-death experience inspires Stewie to change his life.

Episode 29 | Bango Was His Name Oh!

Stewie searches for a man he saw on TV who he believes is his real father.

Episode 30 | Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

Stewie meets his future self, who lives a pathetic life.