Family Guy

Episode 1 | Fertilized Megg

Meg agrees to be a surrogate for Bruce and Jeffrey, but the Griffins are left with a new family member when the couple fail to pick up their baby.

Episode 2 | Supermarket Pete

Peter gets a job at the grocery store--to Lois' dismay--while the brewery undergoes construction; Joe uses his police stories to collaborate with Brian on a true-crime novel.

Episode 3 | A Stache from the Past

Peter and Mayor West go confront the man responsible for Peter losing the Griffin house in a reverse mortgage: Tom Selleck; Brian and Stewie get into a rivalry with Bruce when they open a booth at the flea market.

Episode 4 | Old World Harm

Peter and Lois inadvertently rent a condo in a retirement community for their Florida vacation; Brian helps Stewie take his first shower.

Episode 5 | Baby, It's Cold Inside

Peter feels emasculated when he abandons Lois during a shark attack on their anniversary; Stewie finds a mini-fridge and lives the dorm lifestyle.

Episode 6 | Boston Stewie

Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother so the half-brother can get adopted; Meg and Chris start an online venture in which Chris gets paid to sit on and smash cupcakes.

Episode 7 | Snap(ple) Decision

Lois wins a Snapple contest and uses her winnings to take Meg on a tropical vacation, during which they flaunt their wealth and get kidnapped. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian undergo friendship therapy.

Episode 8 | Baking Sad

Meg discovers her tears make cookies delicious and enjoys a profit with Chris and Stewie until their success makes her too happy to cry; Peter and his friends launch a "male talk show".

Episode 9 | The Return of the King (of Queens)

Lois sells the Griffins' TV to pay for Christmas presents, but Kevin James appears in the house when he gets upset over losing Peter as a viewer.

Episode 10 | Cabin Pressure

The Griffins win a trip to Maine at Peter's company picnic and invite their friends to join them, but the vacation gets out of control when the cabin burns down.

Episode 11 | Teacher's Heavy Pet

Chris gets into the cool-kids' club when Lois becomes a substitute teacher at his school.

Episode 12 | Take This Job and Love It

Peter and his friends wonder about their dream jobs.

Episode 13 | Lifeguard Meg

Stewie and Brian win a coffee shop; Meg gets a job as a lifeguard at the pool.

Episode 14 | Fat Actor

Peter protests Brad Pitt being cast in a biopic about a politician and ends up in the role when Pitt gets injured on set.

Episode 15 | Faith No More

Brian's romantic interest in someone inspires him to use Stewie's time machine, and their journey results in strange consequences.

Episode 16 | Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Cheater

Peter and his friends aim to unseat the reigning champion of Quahog's annual pumpkin contest by any means necessary.

Episode 17 | Gift of the White Guy

Peter must recover Lois' Christmas brooch after giving it away in a White Elephant exchange; Stewie changes his attitude upon learning he's on Santa's Naughty List.