Episode 1 | 100 A.D.

When Stan learns that Hayley has run off with Jeff and plans to elope, he offers a reward to the person who can stop them.

Episode 2 | Son of Stan

Stan has a clone of Steve created so that he can have a competition with Francine to see who can raise him better. Meanwhile, Roger travels to Thailand to find Hayley and Jeff, and to get the reward money.

Episode 3 | Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls

Stan's plan to out-do the neighbor's fancy haunted house backfires when Roger releases the serial killers he was borrowing from the CIA. Meanwhile, Steve faces Toshi's revenge when he takes a liking to his sister Akiko.

Episode 4 | Stan's Food Restaurant

Roger helps Stan fulfill his dream of owning a family fun restaurant, but Roger later takes over the project and fires Stan, causing him to create his own rival restaurant.

Episode 5 | White Rice

After all of Francine's repressed memories come back to her, she decides to be a stand-up comedienne and gets her own sitcom. Meanwhile, Steve finds a female companion for Klaus, but he quickly grows tired of her.

Episode 6 | There Will Be Bad Blood

Stan invites his half-Native American brother to his house every Thanksgiving to show off his wealth--until they visit him for Thanksgiving and discover that he's a multi-millionaire.

Episode 7 | The People vs. Martin Sugar

Stan serves as jury foreman for the trial of one of Roger's personae, and he is hell-bent on making sure the jury finds him guilty.

Episode 8 | For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls

Stan and Steve accidentally shoot and kill Santa Claus, but he is brought back to life by his elves and is hell-bent on getting revenge against the entire Smith family.

Episode 9 | Fart-Break Hotel

Bored and disillusioned with her role as a housewife, Francine decides to take on a new identity. Meanwhile, Steve travels back in time to find a beautiful woman from a Nagel painting.

Episode 10 | Stanny Boy and Frantastic

Stan and Francine make friends with a younger couple, but they can't keep up with their very active lifestyle. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger try to get a product refund over the telephone.

Episode 11 | A Piñata Named Desire

With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes.

Episode 12 | You Debt Your Life

Roger moves out of his attic after learning of the life debt he got from Stan, but he starts to regret moving out of his home. When Roger tries to move back, he becomes heartbroken that Stan has replaced him with someone else. Rog...

Episode 13 | I Am the Walrus

Stan resorts to extreme and cruel measures to humiliate Steve and maintain his alpha-male status in the house, and Hayley and Jeff turn to Principal Lewis for marriage counseling.

Episode 14 | School Lies

In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan begins playing golf with Senator Buckingham. Things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator's daughter to a drug lord, forcing Stan must choose between family and his car...

Episode 15 | License to Till

When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated drive...

Episode 16 | Jenny Fromdabloc

After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve's cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan want to...

Episode 17 | Home Wrecker

Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other.

Episode 18 | Flirting with Disaster

Stan becomes upset when Francine takes the receptionist job at his CIA office.

Episode 19 | Gorillas in the Mist

Stan spends some quality father-son time with Steve at the local zoo, but things go horribly wrong when Steve slips into a gorilla exhibit. Meanwhile, Roger bets Hayley that he can become a great Country singer and sets out to wri...