Episode 1 | The Vacation Goo

Francine discovers that every one of their family vacations have been artificially experienced in tanks filled with green goo. This makes her very angry and she demands a real vacation. When they finally go on a real vacation Fran...

Episode 2 | Meter Made

A court-imposed sentence forces Stan to perform community service as a meter maid, which provides him with an opportunity to provide Francine with the home of her dreams.

Episode 3 | Dope and Faith

Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but Brett turns out to be an atheist.

Episode 4 | Big Trouble in Little Langley

Stan gets fed up with Francine's Asian adoptive parents and sets out to find her real parents, and Steve injures himself with fireworks trying to impress a girl.

Episode 5 | Haylias

Stan's plan to brainwash Hayley and get her married could have disastrous and perhaps deadly consequences for Stan, and Roger and Steve become competing private investigators.

Episode 6 | The 42-Year-Old Virgin

Stan reveals that he has never killed anyone in the line of duty, so Stan's friends and Roger try to set him up for an easy first kill.

Episode 7 | Surro-Gate

Francine agrees to be the surrogate mother for their gay neighbors' child. But when the child is born, Stan kidnaps her and plans to take her to Nebraska, where he can legally keep the child away from them.

Episode 8 | The Most Adequate Christmas Ever

Stan dies while trying to get the perfect Christmas tree. After he dies, he petitions for a second chance at life, which leads to a trial where he must prove that he deserves it.

Episode 9 | Frannie 911

Francine fakes Roger's kidnapping so that she can prove to Roger that Stan still cares about him. So why won't Stan pay his ransom?

Episode 10 | Tearjerker

In a James Bond parody, Stan Smith plays a secret agent trying to stop a fiendish plot for world domination by Tearjerker, played by Roger the Alien.

Episode 11 | Oedipal Panties

When Stan's mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan's umbilical cord and figure out ...

Episode 12 | Widowmaker

After one of the wives of Stan's CIA coworkers tells Francine that her husband is missing, Francine tries to persuade Stan to be more open with her. He responds by telling her that he killed the husband.

Episode 13 | Red October Sky

An old Soviet rival from Stan's past moves in across the street and tries to turn Steve into a Communist, and Roger and Klaus vacation in Europe.

Episode 14 | Office Spaceman

Roger gets a job at the CIA when he poses as a photographer who got pictures of an alien. Steve and Hayley discover that their mom is prejudiced against left-handed people.

Episode 15 | Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold

Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life and realizes his sweet dream of leaving a legacy on the world.

Episode 16 | Spring Break-up

With Francine gone to visit her parents, Roger holds a Spring Break blowout at the Smith house. During the festivities, Stan falls for a "Spring Break Buddy" and Steve is on the verge of losing his virginity.