Episode 1 | Pet Projects

Threatened by a doctor's kindness toward Tammy, Mark buys her a chimpanzee, which rips off his face; Hank bonds with the chimpanzee via its Bluetooth; David's dog saves him and Mernft Man from a pet snake.

Episode 2 | Sunset Cruise

David and Andrea unexpectedly rekindle their romance when they go on a cruise with Mark and Tammy; Mark catches a whale that threatens the safety of the cruise; Hank dates a mermaid who dislikes hot dogs.

Episode 3 | The Devil You Know

Mark and his stepson Darren encounter the Jersey Devil while searching for a handmade boomerang given to Darren by his father; David is put through the wringer trying to return a sex doll he swears he didn't buy.

Episode 4 | Guys Day

Tammy is upset that an elite country club only takes men, so Mark joins it to supposedly change it from within; the club owner's wife invites Tammy to join an elite league of women dedicated to combating global female issues.

Episode 5 | Jaws of Life

Mark buys a Jaws of Life to save lives out of jealousy of the attention Tammy receives for saving a choking stranger, who has become more than a little obsessed with her.

Episode 6 | Bird Cage

Mark buys a Super Bowl ring and uses it to get special treatment at the Eagles game; Hank has an adventure with cutting-edge mascot technology.

Episode 7 | Fight or Flight

Hank gets in trouble with the TSA and Mark puts his piloting skills to the test as they travel for their uncle's funeral; David babysits Aiden and Ava to convince Andrea to remove her IUD.

Episode 8 | Poconos

Mark, Tammy, Hank and Darren discover a Jumanji-style board game where they must overcome their differences to survive; David seeks solitude in the Poconos when his career faces a deadline and writer's block.

Episode 9 | Mr. Cupcake Man

Mark writes a hit song that becomes the next Baby Shark to prove to Tammy that he can get babies to like him; David resuscitates his old and out of touch climate change educational magic act.

Episode 10 | Mark Men

Mark throws his hat into the ring as an Ad Man after a group of execs show him up at his favorite bar; Mernft Man tries to talk Tammy into taking a Russian mob boss off life support.

Episode 11 | Sheet Shock

Mark sets out to join an elite unit of the Marines; David hopes to ghost write the next American Sniper.

Episode 12 | Deer Stakes

Mark and Hank go deer hunting with their high-tech crossbow, which kills a former friend of theirs who is secretly a murderer; David struggles to keep deer from eating his garden.

Episode 13 | Water Ice Shoppe

Mark goes into business with Gary and Barry's Water Ice Shoppe, a Glantontown institution, when faced with being deprived of his favorite summer snack during their annual winter closure.