Episode 1 | Pilot

In order to help him get a girlfriend, Stan rigs the school election to make Steve class president. Things go awry when the powers of his new position go to his head.

Episode 2 | Threat Levels

Stan steals Steve's lucrative idea to stage and videotape "bum fights," in which homeless men are forced to beat each other senseless.

Episode 3 | Stan Knows Best

Hayley takes a job as a stripper after moving into her boyfriend's van and being financially cut off by Stan.

Episode 4 | Francine's Flashback

After forgetting his anniversary, Stan arranges to have the last 24 hours of Francine's memory erased, but a bungling technician erases two decades.

Episode 5 | Roger Codger

Roger runs away after he and Stan have an argument. Once the CIA finds out, they organize a search team in order to find him and bring him in for questioning. So now Stan must either kill Roger or choose friendship over his career.

Episode 6 | Homeland Insecurity

Stan panics after discovering that his new neighbors are Iranian-American; Steve finds himself at the mercy of the Scout Rangers.

Episode 7 | Deacon Stan, Jesus Man

In an attempt to one up is neighbor, Stan runs for deacon of his church.

Episode 8 | Bullocks to Stan

Stan's boss begins dating Hayley.

Episode 9 | A Smith in the Hand

Stan becomes addicted to masturbation, and when he is caught by his son, he blames it on television and declares war on TV.

Episode 10 | All About Steve

After disowning Steve for being a geek, Stan must rely on his son's knowledge of science fiction and fantasy to catch a cyber-terrorist.

Episode 11 | Con Heir

A man claiming to be Stan's real father shows up at his father's funeral. Stan explains that the man to whom everyone knew to be his father was in reality a stranger he met at a bus stop on his wedding day. So now Stan's real fath...

Episode 12 | Stan of Arabia: Part 1

After embarrassing his boss at an award ceremony, Stan and his family are transfered to Somalia . At first hesitant, Stan quickly begins to enjoy the fascist ways of the country and even goes as far as getting a second wife after ...

Episode 13 | Stan of Arabia: Part 2

Cultures continue to clash, and the entire Smith family is arrested by the Vice and Virtue Police and sentenced to death by stoning.

Episode 14 | Stannie Get Your Gun

Stan's efforts to get Hayley to become a gun-lover backfire on him when she accidentally shoots him and turns him into a quadriplegic.

Episode 15 | Star Trek

Roger is overjoyed to discover that Steve's new book is all about him - until he finds out that it paints him in an unflattering light.

Episode 16 | Not Particularly Desperate Housewife

In order to gain entry in a women's social club known as the Ladybugs, Francine pretends she is cheating on Stan. After her fellow Ladybugs wish to meet her "boytoy", guilt stricken Francine confesses that she is not having an aff...

Episode 17 | Rough Trade

When Stan and Roger trade places, Roger gets a job as a car salesman, while Stan ends up in jail.

Episode 18 | Finances with Wolves

After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk

Episode 19 | It's Good to Be the Queen

Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him, Stan wants revenge by showing off that he married a homecoming queen, Francine.

Episode 20 | Roger 'n' Me

Stan and Roger become best friends in Atlantic City, taking their friendship to a whole new, unexpected level, when Roger absorbs all of Stan's memories. Meanwhile, Hayley and Steve conspire to break up a good-looking couple so th...

Episode 21 | Helping Handis

Stan devises a plan to make Steve more popular at school, but the plan backfires when the side effects make him a little too popular; Francine becomes a surgeon and aids a criminal organization.

Episode 22 | With Friends Like Steve's

Steve's friend Barry turns evil after skipping his meds, and schemes to replace Steve in Stan's life.

Episode 23 | Tears of a Clooney

Stan enlists his contacts at the CIA to help make Francine's birthday wish come true - to destroy George Clooney.